Zombie Rock

There was a new guy in the Sixth Form
And he was so hot, he was cool.
I gazed at him at every opportunity,
As he made his way around the school.
I thought that he would never notice me,
So imagine my surprise when he asked me to tea!
Oh me oh my! What do I wear? How do my hair?
I’ve got a date now, can you believe it?

There was a blood spattered freezer in the corner,
And the stench of raw meat in the air.
But I ignored all of the warning signs;
My attitude was ‘devil may care’!
He said-a “Hey babe, let’s get started.”
But there was nothing on the plate…
Then he smiled as he drew me closer to him
And whispered; “Darling, that’s your fate!”
Oh me oh my! We’re at first base! He ate my face!
And now I’m no longer a part of the human race.                                                         

I’m doing Zombie Rock! Zombie Rock!
I like eating brains for breakfast and I’m not gonna stop!
Zombie Rock! Zombie Rock!
You’d better run, run faster or you’re gonna get a shock!
Zombie Rock! Zombie Rock!
I think I bit you!     Wooooooooah!
Zombie Dead! Zombie Rock!
Zombie Dead! Zombie Rock!
Zombie Dead! Zombie Rock!
Zombie Dead! Zombie Rock!

The next day he took me shopping,
And we terrorised the mall.
The escalator was a sea of bodies,
And we’d taken a bite out of them all!
There were severed limbs in the fountain.
An eyeball floated in the miniature lake.
When we got tired we went for bloodshot Frappuccinos,
Served with fresh brain cake!
Oh me oh my! I ate an eye! It got me high!
I’m out of control and it’s getting scary!

I’m doing Zombie Rock! Zombie Rock! . . .

On a lover’s date to the seaside,
We rampaged across the beach.
We made an army of zombies who took over the town;
Creating ten thousand new zombies each!
Then a flock of zombie seagulls,
Rained down from the sky.
They ate his brain like a portion of chips;
Through the cavity of one eye!
Oh me oh my! He’ll double die! I’m gonna cry!
I’m all alone with no-one to love me.

A moment of lucidity,
Showed me what I had become:
A violent murderous, monster girl,
And my crimes could not be undone!
What began as a love lust decadence,
Has become a cautionary tale.
For every action has its consequence,
So be sure to treat others well,
You’d better listen to that warning bell!
Or you’ll be joining me in HELL!!!

And I’m still doing Zombie Rock! Zombie Rock! . . .


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